December 2011
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This is a walking taco. Reblog if you care.
iamghettofabulous:
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Your crush needs Mouth-to-Mouth Resuscitation
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
y is it not peeta?
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me: who wants to kiss me at midnight on new years
everyone:
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
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teacher:
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
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me: i love you
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me: shh don't speak
relatives: any boyfriends?
me: no
typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5
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friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
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If you watch Pokemon backwards, it's about a bunch...
If you smoke pot backwards, you will burn your...
everyone: it's just a book
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
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